chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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