Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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