you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
