come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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