Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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