You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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