She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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