I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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