Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you win again, gameday.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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