what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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