On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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