Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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