HIV tests are more positive than that guy
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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