you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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