can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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