You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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