So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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