This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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