i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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