I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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