is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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