let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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