her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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