You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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