I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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