What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
My dick has a subreddit
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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