I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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