i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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