Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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