but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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