So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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