I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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