I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
