i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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