She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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