Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Who put my cat in the fridge?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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