I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
this just has baby written all over it
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
