Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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