May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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