i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Its about making memories worth repressing
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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