You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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