you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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