There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I need moral support for this bender
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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