actually, I'm a sock model
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Im part way to drunk.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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