Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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