is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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