ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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