Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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