The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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