yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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