we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
we made out on top of his cat.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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