I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
