so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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